Oh I wish I was a ProBlogger without any hair
In 2004 revolution was in the air
I’m blogging too late in a world that doesn’t care
Oh I wish I was a ProBlogger without any hair
When John Chow wasn’t a money hog,
Not everybody had a blog,
When writing really mattered and when content was king,
When Google didn’t have control
And PayPerPost couldn’t buy your soul
And WordPress was still scary and we didn’t know everything
Oh I wish I was a ProBlogger without any hair
In 2004 revolution was in the air
I’m blogging too late in a world that doesn’t care
Oh I wish I was a ProBlogger without any hair
When A-listers still remained a myth
And SEO-ignorance could still be bliss
And when Darren started his blog, he knew he couldn’t fail
When Larry and Sergey were in their teens
And net-neutrality wasn’t just a dream
And the only way to stay in touch was to dial up for your mail
Oh I wish I was a ProBlogger without any hair
In 2004 revolution was in the air
I’m blogging too late in a world that doesn’t care
Oh I wish I was a ProBlogger without any hair
When Yahoo Search was still on top
And porn was all they stocked
And the Web 2.0 (beta) was still drifting out in space
IE was the only browser in town,
And LolCats weren’t doing the rounds
And Andy Beard still had long hair and a house build yet to face
I’m blogging too late in a world that doesn’t care
Oh I wish I was a ProBlogger without any hair
With apologies to Sandi Thom, Darren, Andy and well, just about everyone really……
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Follow-up comment rss or Leave a Trackbacknah….its way better now…
Oh, but don’t you wish you can be in a movie about blogging? ahhaaha hey man how are you doing?? It’s prija the sneaky bastard from cfc. This is my new site. I’m about to give away a free car, generate hype and create a movie.
I love it Chris…cracked me up!
Amazing. Please please shoot a video…
I can’t wait for the video podcast, Chris. You could get the boys to sing the chorus!
Good luck Prija, need a soundtrack for the movie?
The worst of it is, I now have this chorus stuck in my head…. hopefully if you know the tune for this song, you do too
What a wonderful song. Chris, That’s everybody wishes?
Awesome work Chris , terrific
Ahem… audio? video? See, this is why I could hardly get through the Silmarillion. Awesome change-up, Chris!
LOL
This is a great song/rap – now I will await the youtube video version of the song, maybe Darren would sing it?
Perhaps I should ask him
nice one – would love to see someone sing it – but it ain’t going to be me
Go on! In your next video post…..
Great poem…I feel the same way.
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